Having a day off too many!

Following agile processes and techniques, I had a bit of free time, so refactored the previous post into LOLCode, which meets my needs of indentation, and as such is a far superior solution.

HAI GIMMEH Fudz IN MAH BUKKET R YARNs "Spaghetti bolognese" AN "Stirfrii" AN "Sossidges un Beenz" AN "StakeunChips" DEN "Mixd beenz an rice stuff" I HAZ A lengf, ITZ HAWLONG IZ Fudz? I HAZ A spagycount ITZ NUN I HAZ A sturfrii ITZ NUN IM IN YR LOOP    IZ spagycount EQWAL TO WUN?    YARLY       NOM Spaghetti Bolognese       spagycount IZ NOW NUN!       GO BAX!    KTHX    IZ sturfrii EQWAL TO WUN?    YARLY       NOM Sturfrii       sturfrii IS NOW NUN!       GO BAX!    KTHX    I HAZ A meel ITZ IN MAH BUKKET OF Fudz AT RANDUM!    NOM meel    meel WTF?       OMG Spaghetti Bolognese!          UP spagycount, GTFO!       OMG Stirfrii!          UP sturfrii, GTFO!       OMG WTF?          GTFO!    IZ MAH SANITY SMALR THAN NUN?    YARLY       GTFO AN GET CHEEZBURGR!    KTHX IM OUTA YR LOOP KTHXBYE

As before, points will be awarded for explaining the two special cases :) Will there be an MHEG-5 version? Alas no, it breaks my heart to think of it.